My dad was never in a Bananarama video

Whoever knew that in 2011 there would be a solid gold news hook upon which we could hang embedding Bananarama's Rough Justice video?



That's Justin Webb's dad, Peter Woods, sat in his post-newsdesk career having his studio invaded by the mid-period politicised Narns. I was never sure if they meant that one of the starving children on the streets were disappearing every week, or if some children were starving but the disappearing children were being drawn from a wider pool of all children.

The video is, of course, a fantasy. After all, what would be the chances of a group of young women breaking through the security at a BBC News studio and interrupting a broadcast? Oh.