The little spat between Noel Gallagher and some footballer or other has draggged on, to Gordon's delight:
After Noel's insult in Bizarre earlier this week, Gary [Neville] responded: "Shouldn't you be writing a new album or has your pen run out of ink?" Man City fan Noel replied: "My pen runs on pure gold. Ink's for your daft mates' tattoos."What Gordon doesn't seem to have noticed is that, while neither of them are particularly great, Gary Neville at least shows a bit of wit.
GNev answered: "Gold? If you take any longer you'll be on UK Gold."
But the final word went to Mr Big: "The thought of you humming my new tunes while combing your 'tache in the mirror makes me want to take another year off. But if you promise not to buy a copy when it comes out I'll get a move on."
Noel Gallagher: less sharp than a football pundit. Will Gordon now stop treating him like the love child of Wilde and Parker?