Monday, May 02, 2011

Lee Ryan wants to be Robin Askwith

You might not want to read this if you have already had breakfast, as Lee Ryan wants to appear in porn:

"I'd love to do porn. I would! I think I'd be great. I'd be brilliant.

"I wouldn't stop though, that's the hard thing about being a porn star."
No, Lee, I think you'll find there's something else that's har... oh, never mind.

I can think of nothing more like to destroy the desired effect of a porn movie than having balloon-faced half-wit Lee Ryan suddenly loom into the scene.

Lee, though, seems to think he's some sort of hot dude:
: "There's lots to be jealous of in this industry - we're surrounded by beautiful women.

"I've been with people in the industry and not - and they both suck.

"It's just I haven't had one great relationship - every relationship I've had has been shit."
You've tried people in "the industry" - Lee, in case you don't know, has a job in the standing up and opening and closing his mouth in time to the backing track business - and you've tried people not in the industry, and yet every time it's shit. Have you thought what the one constant is in all your relationships, Lee?


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