Gordon in the morning: Shirty

You know how often Gordon doesn't bother with actually reporting, and just buys a magazine, copies out the most interesting bit and runs that as a story?

Bless him, he's struggled to find something in Pixie Lott's Company interview, despite it being so slight a piece it needs a large paperweight to stop it just floating off on a passing thermal.

So, what's the big reveal, Gordon?

When asked by Company mag what traits she avoids in men, she replied: "Anything too try-hard, like when a guy has his shirt unbuttoned all the way down so you can see too much chest.

"It's so in your face and just not what I'm into."

Yes, Smart takes that as enough to build a second lead on.