Gordon in the morning: Blazering squad

Fazer - the one out of N-Dubz who can do his own laces - is "doing a fashion line". No rubbish, mind:

e said: "I am working on some visual boards at the moment, for my own high-end clothing line.

"Hopefully we'll start promoting it next year. It's going to be exclusively Fazer. I want to set the standards high - no rubbish.

"Everything is going to have a tailored feel to it - fitted jackets, fitted shirts, jeans and blazers."

Yes, there's nothing ill-judged in a clothing range aimed at the high-fashion end of the N-Dubz audience. How does one fit a Red Bull pocket into a tailored blazer?