Well, Gordon Smart at least has a sense of humour. Not when he's writing, obviously, but for someone writing the column where many at the heart of the News International phone-hacking community cut their teeth, this is pretty funny:
BRITNEY Spears has been banned from owning a mobile phone for fear the gadget could land her in trouble, pals claimed last night.Really, Gordon? Owning a mobile can land in you trouble? Whoever would have thought.