Gordon in the morning: Saturdays off

It doesn't take much to upset Gordon, as he prints a photo of The Saturdays and then writes what is, in effect, a long caption for the photo:

WAYNE BRIDGE would get a few odd looks if he stuck this snap on his dressing-room locker.

Really? What's strange about it?

It's not your usual girlband shot

Blimey. Let's take a look at this genre-defying, odd-look garnering photo (which Gordon has lifted from Look magazine):

That doesn't really look that usual, Gordon. What has worried you about it?

Two of The Saturdays are even wearing trousers.

Women. Wearing trousers. In 2011, for all the world like the 1960s actually happened. Whatever next, eh?