Gordon in the morning: White Stripes
Someone off the X Factor is going to release a cover of Seven Nation Army. In the real world, this need bother nobody save for those who read the singles charts down past position 148; in Gordon's mind, though, it is the latest stage in some sort of fundamentalist conflict:
X FACTOR finalists always find a way to annoy indie fans – and now Marcus Collins is having a go.They always do? I suppose by releasing poor quality records and hanging around on television for years, they annoy everyone, but that's not specifically targeting indie fans, is it?
The singer will cover The White Stripes' classic Seven Nation Army for his first single — after getting the nod from Jack White.I know, I know: "black jeans". You have to wonder about all those factcheckers Smart told Leveson he had when he can't even get someone to google a picture of the White Stripes to see what colour their trousers are.
It's bound to have White's fans burning their black jeans and red T-shirts in horror.
It doesn't make sense anyway: why would you burn your clothes because someone did a cover of the song? Wouldn't you burn something related to the person who made the new version?
Still, maybe Marcus' version will add something, not destroy it:
The song has been reworked into a pop track which will sound more Bruno Mars than Jack and Meg.Oh, sweet Jesus. I'm going off to burn all jeans, of all colours.
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