Thursday, February 02, 2012

Gordon in the morning: TOWIE infection jumps to movies

Mark Wright, the face drawn on a piece of wood from The Only Way Is Essex is going to be in a movie, reports Gordon.

A movie? What sort of movie would a producer think "you know what we need for this? George Michael's death mask"?

He's going to feature alongside Tamer Hassan and Danny Dyer in a new British gangster movie.
Ah, that would make sense. (Did you know they still make British gangster movies? I suppose it keeps Danny Dyer off the streets.)

It's hard to imagine how the inept stunt casting could be any worse. Hang on, what's that, Gordon?
[Mark is] playing Kelly Brook's love interest.
I'm sure the queue for tickets is already forming.


1 comment:

James said...

He's going to feature alongside Tamer Hassan and Danny Dyer in a new British gangster movie.

Does this mean the tabloids have now officially given up on claiming that (insert flavour-of-the-month P-list celebrity here) has landed a role in the forthcoming 'Carry On London' film?

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