Wednesday, March 07, 2012

Gordon in the morning: Near the Queen

Kanye West has been in London, and apparently The Queen is unhappy:

Kanye West tear-up upsets the royals

By GORDON SMART, Showbiz Editor

WHEN Kanye West moved to London it was a dead cert he'd rub a few people up the wrong way with his Zoolander antics.

Now he has not only upset the fashion world but also members of the Royal Family.
Gordon bases this on a quote from Kanye's special friend Big Sean:
"We went to London and we were right next to the Buckingham Palace and the Royal Family."
Gordon inflates this claim:
The rapper has been living at the Lanesborough Hotel — just a stone's throw from Buckingham Palace — for the past few months.
Next to? A stone's throw?

Not according to the hotel's website, which points out it actually sits over half a mile from the Palace.

But, hey, Big Sean can save this non-story. What if the royal family were actually in the hotel?
There were members of the Royal Family staying below us.

"Kanye had rented out the top floor and we was banging that bitch out.

"Every room was a studio. The Royal Family below were complaining like, 'We got all this loud-ass rap music above us and weed smoke.'"
Yes, the Royal Family would be staying in a hotel in central London, on account of not having hundreds of bedrooms available in the city.

It's funny, by the way, how Sean talks about selfishness as if it's a great thing.

1 comment:

James said...

"Gordon bases this on a quote from Kanye's special friend Big Sean"

Does this mean Kanye's got another friend, who goes by the name 'Little Sean'? You know, to avoid confusion? "I was in London with Sean at the weekend"
"Eh? Sean was in Dunstable, buying a lamp"
"No, you're thinking of Little Sean. I was with Big Sean"
"Oh yeah, him. How was it? Was he being a nob?"

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