Gordon in the morning: Didn't they do well?

Here's something to take on the chin:

FLORENCE Welch's wardrobe must be full of old tuxedos, tap shoes and dodgy top hats.

She admitted that before she started flouncing around in white frocks she used to dress like Sir Bruce Forsyth.

Did she really?

“I was like a cross-dresser but really it was just out of laziness. At times I looked like a cross between Annie Hall and Bruce Forsyth."

Not really, no.

Still, it hasn't stopped them cracking open Photoshop:

Did I say Photoshop? MSPaint, presumably. That's so poorly done there must be someone on the art desk taking the piss, right?