Given how toe-curling that Jubilee song was, can anyone be anything other than mortified by the news that celebrity tax-dodge-loopholer-exploiter Gary Barlow is teaming up again with Andrew Lloyd Webber?
The Lord explains:
"I’ve come up with the tune this time and he’s already emailed me with lyrics this morning. It hasn’t got a title yet.It's not unusual for Brits to head to Majorca in the summer, making something unpleasant while they're down there; this one might take more than a bottle of Flash and a hosepipe to clear away.
“Gary’s going to be down in Majorca this summer and so will I, so we’ll get together and something will come out of it.”