Gordon in the morning: There's exclusives, and "exclusives"

Yesterday, Gordon had a first with the play-through of the One Direction album (albeit with each track reviewed so tersely, why, a man could probably have just guessed what the songs sounded like.)

Today, his colleague Kate Jackson has what is described as a "first look at One Direction's calendar for 2013".

They even slap an "exclusive" label on it.

Which is odd, given the calendar's been available since September, and they're even flogging it from a little stand opposite Nando's.