Damon Albarn's endless cycle

Damon Albarn doesn't bother locking his bike - he just pops into the bike shop and spends a few more hundreds on a new cycle each time one gets stolen. Which is frequently, because he doesn't lock his bike.

It's a bit like the Boris bike scheme, only reimagined by someone who has so much money he doesn't understand the value of it anymore.

[Thanks to KarlT for the tip]