Wednesday, April 03, 2013

Unfinished monkey business

Apparently Justin Bieber has taken to carting a poor monkey around with him, breaking animal movement laws as he does so.

The NME read about it somewhere:

A source told The Sun: "Justin has been acting like a right diva. He is out of control and lives in an alternative reality to the rest of us. He didn’t think about the potential risks of flying a monkey from one continent to another. He and Mally go everywhere together. He will be heartbroken it has been put in quarantine. He seems as fond of Mally as Michael Jackson was of his chimp Bubbles."
Given that Bubbles ended up in an animal sanctuary, unvisited by Jacko and pining so much he apparently tried to kill himself, lets hope that Bieber likes Mally a little bit more than that.

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