Saturday, June 15, 2013

Shocking news from East Grinstead

Oh no!

Yes, there are "For Sale" signs outside Peter Andre's house, and East Grinstead is in pre-emptive mourning:
The news will undoubtedly come as a shock to the pop star's legion of fans who had grown used to spotting him in and around the town.
Strictly speaking, Andre lives in Dormansland, which isn't even in the same county. But given that he's not bothered the Top Ten since 2009, Andre's not really a pop star, either.