Lee Ryan, trying to find some sort of reason for driving while drunk, refusing to give a sample, swearing at police and pissing in a cell, decided to use the defence that he was upset because he got a lot of online abuse after going on Celebrity Big Brother.
Because that sort of behaviour is the way to stop people on Twitter calling you a low-wattage cockgriddle.
Ryan explained pissing on the floor because he didn't know there was a toilet in the police station, although he appears to have been so drunk he might have had more credibility if he claimed he thought there was a toilet in the cell.
His Twitter feed has vanished overnight, but he still has some defenders on there:
"All rise" jokes about Lee Ryan being up in court will never not be funny <3— sophie/soapy (@soapyhannah) May 3, 2014
Actually, I hadn't thought of that one. That's pretty funny, SoapyHannah.