Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Crabwalk... hang on, that's not a crab

It's not uncommon for parents of sixteen year-old girls to discover a shady creature in their bedroom who shouldn't be there.

It's not always a scorpion.

But Ben Watt found one of them in his daughter's room. London Zoo sent round an expert who collected - ahem - everything but the girl. And the man. And the fu... oh, alright, they only collected the scorpion. They're now trying to work out what nature of scorpion it is.

1 comment:

Simon said...

I was going to mention ITV News referring to Ben as EBTG even though London Zoo's statement points out that band no longer exist, but it turns out the Guardian thinks he's most famous for being a 6 Music DJ, even though he isn't one:

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