Remember when pop stars used to swish around, doing interesting and exciting stuff?
Remember when you wanted to be a pop star?
Ed Sheeran and Sam Smith have a bet on to see who can lose a stone in weight fastest.
It gets worse:
According to sources, 6ft 2in Stay With Me singer Sam, 22 – who has struggled with his weight since childhood – has enlisted the help of a hypnotist and top Harley Street nutritionist.This is meant to be pop. It sounds like a b-story from Downton Abbey.