Gordon in the morning: The Booker surprise

I'm sure it's just a coincidence, and given the rising tensions between "News" International and the Guardian Media Group the long-lens pap snap of a Guardian columnist on Gordon's pages this morning isn't some sort of attempt at revenge.

I'm sure Gordon thinks he's just invading the privacy of Konnie Huq, and the fact that Charlie Brooker is also violated at the same time is just - what would the phrase be? - collateral asshattery.

Twittergem: Charlie Brooker

Much will be written about Jackson's funeral. But @charltonbrooker nails it in 140 characters or less:

This is what the televised coronation of God would look like.