Gordon in the morning: The Booker surprise

I'm sure it's just a coincidence, and given the rising tensions between "News" International and the Guardian Media Group the long-lens pap snap of a Guardian columnist on Gordon's pages this morning isn't some sort of attempt at revenge.

I'm sure Gordon thinks he's just invading the privacy of Konnie Huq, and the fact that Charlie Brooker is also violated at the same time is just - what would the phrase be? - collateral asshattery.

Robbie Williams is not getting a Huq

Konnie Huq hasn't always spent her life apologising to children for misleading them in the naming of cats, you know. She used to do showbiz interviews, and once got asked out by Robbie Williams:

"I interviewed Take That when they were starting out. Robbie asked me out, it was so funny. I said no.

In those days, they were always scantily clad in leather."

But even with it all on display, Robbie couldn't tempt Ms Huq. She's always been a smart cookie. Or possibly smart socks.