Darkness at 3AM: Chippy off the old block

What the 3AM Girls don't explain is why, if Natt Weller hates being Paul's son so much, he turned up to pick up his Dad's awards at awards promoting something called Zooqoo.com.

Moaning, moaning, all the way:

"I might as well turn into Calum Best now - get fat, sleep with loads of girls and end up in rehab."

Well, getting yourself into the 3AM column for doing little more than dancing to some PR agency's tune is the first step into turning into Calum Best.

Unsettling Sons

Paul Weller's son has, surprisingly, opted for a totally different career to his Dad. "I know that having a successful pop star as my Pop would give me an unfair advantage in the music industry, but really science is my thing. I want to be a molecular chemist."

Oh, if only. No, he's going into the family business , right down to the releasing not-very-good solo records bit:

"I am currently in the studio putting down vocals to a selection of gothic/ electropop tracks," Natt tells [The Daily Mail's Katie Nicholl].

"And my fashion style is kind of a mix between Victoria Beckham and Marilyn Manson."

Judging by the photos, he's taken the 'emperor's new clothes' aspect of Beckham and married it to 'six year old going to fancy dress party as Dracula' of Manson.

Are there any more at home like him, Paul? And if so, could you fix the childlocks on the front door?