Two haddock, three chips, a pickled egg, Bez and butter

Or, if you'd prefer, Happy Mondays are taking a battering. They've lined up a gig at the Palace Pier Fish and Chip shop in Brighton. It's going to be a testing ground:

"I love Brighton. It's the first time we'll play the new stuff and anyone who doesn't like it will be thrown in the sea."

Northside are trying to sort out a gig for the West Pier.