Waiting for a Cure

Clearly, hanging around with Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson does no good for the creative process: Robert Smith has pushed the next Cure album back again. Originally due for May this year, it's now not going to appear before Spring 2008.

She can't sing; he can't dance - it's the perfect pairing

Who knew there were more humiliating ways to earn a living than wanking for coins outside your old school? Robert Smith is working with Ashlee Simpson on a track for her next album.

Yes, there's a next Ashlee Simpson album, apart from anything else. What the hell is Smith doing? Does he need cash that badly?