Darkness at 3AM: But isn't one of them "the man"?

Clearly there's nobody left at the Mirror who reads the copy - as the 3AM feed shows, the original copy suggested they weren't aware that even if a lesbian is called Sam, she would still be a she not a he.

Also: how embittered does the item make them sound anyway? God forbid that people who love each other should express emotions - after "hours" apart.