Want to dress like Atomic Kitten?

Until now, you'd have had to merely jiggle about in your own underwear. Now, though, you'll be able to dress your eight year old like a scouse hooker. Splendidly, the Atomic Kitten kids' clothes range is going to be exclusive to... British Home Stores. Ha! That'll show all those doubters who sneered at the Kittens as being "terminally Littlewoods", won't it?

The band have apparently helped "design the range", which must have been fun - the actual designer having to patiently explain over and over "They're eight years old... they won't need uplift and separate because they won't have anything to uplift and separate..."