Whatever Happened To Barbie Jane?

There's more than a little bitterness in Dannii Minogue's pleading that Kylie used to be the one in her shadow, you know. Perhaps the saddest part of the desperate debasement is Dannii's claim that when she was on some sort of crapass early eighties kid's talent show "you couldn't be more famous than being on that show." Really, Dannii?

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