BLACKMAIL? IT'S NOT EVEN GRAYMAIL

The person who took the picture of Charlotte Church pecking her ex on the cheek apparently offered Chavva a deal - give me fifteen grand or the papers get the photos. As a blackmail attempt, that's right up there with "Give me the money or your pet mayfly won't live to see tomorrow." Since her tits have been passed round every mobile phone in Britain, and on this occasion she wasn't doing anything she oughtn't anyway, Ms Church told him to publish and be damned.

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