Tuesday, September 20, 2005

FILLS A HOLE LIKE A LINDA MCCARTNEY SAUSAGE ROLL

You shouldn't laugh, but it's hard to read about Paul McCartney falling through a hole in the stage without smirking a little. It's such a cartoony image, we expected his report to suggest that he saw little birds floating round his head:

There's a big hole in the stage and I just fell into it. A word to the stage crew, I want a big fence around here tomorrow. Think we ought to put a picket fence around it? A little picket fence! It will look nice."

McCartney was only slightly injured.


2 comments:

Ben.H said...

And no-one's stooped to a "Fixing a Hole" gag yet? Amazing.

Anonymous said...

...but the most ironic part of it was that he was soundchecking the bit in 'Helter Skelter' where he goes:

'I'm coming down fast...'

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