Monday, October 03, 2005

CLAPTON SELLS HIMSELF

Somebody has already offered Eric Clapton ten million quid or thereabouts for his memoirs; Eric wants more cash.

Watch out, Eric - you remember what happened to Enoch Powell, don't you? (Of course you do, you were quite keen on the creepy right-winger, weren't you?). He was determined to accept no knighthood that was less than a hereditery title, and nobody wanted to offer him one. So he never got to stand up and spout his bile in the House of Lords. Let's hope your determination to not sell your life too cheap doesn't leave you without a publisher to carry the story about how, hey, really, it was all a terrible misunderstanding and you weren't ever a racist, like.


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