WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? PETE'S REALLY RELIABLE

Almost as soon as the NOTW claims Pete's shagging Nuha, the Sunday Mirror hits back with Pete's denial:

But both he and Nuha deny anything happened. He told a friend last night: "I have not been with anyone and don't know why people are saying I have been having an affair with this girl. She is just a hanger-on who started following me around after we met in Nottingham. I just want to be with Kate - and can't wait to see her."

Curious. Unfortunately, the Sunday Mirror speaks to a friend of Nuha's - presumably, though by no means certainly, a different one to the News of the World's - they don't seem to have grasped that Nuha's officially being dismissed as a "hanger-on":

"She has been involved in a work project with Pete and there's no more to it than that. They're friends - and no more than that."

A hanger on who's a PA who's involved in a work project? We can barely bring ourselves to check the Sunday People - it'll probably be Nuha having a lesbian tryst with Kate.

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