MY EVENING WITH BRUCE

A couple of weeks ago Bruce Willis was throwing his cash around offering money for anyone who killed Saddam or Osama or, hell, maybe even someone who kidnapped a pretty blonde child. But Bruce obviously doesn't spend every waking hour watching Fox finding people to offer a bounty for, as he appears to also like The Bravery. He's paying lots of cash to have them play his New Year's Eve party next month.

Let's hope he made it really clear to his people that this offer of cash was different from the bounty one, otherwise it could make for a really awkward party if they got confused - "hang about... if Saddam and Osama are in the ballroom tuning up, who is in the sacks in the basement...?"

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