URE SURELY KIDDING

Apparently Midge Ure was offered the chance to get bugs in his underpants by going on I'm A Celebrity, but said no because he "didn't want to be surrounded by has-beens." Yeah, truly you would have been like a fish out of water amongst people whose careers ended sometime in the mid-1990s, Midge.

Astonishingly, Midge was charging twenty quid a throw for tickets for his most recent tour. He really doesn't hold himself cheap, does he?

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