CHAZZA CHUZZA: ONLY LIAM AND ROBBIE SPEAK THE TRUTH

Here's a warning for all parents who want their kids to leave school and embark on an early career of stardom: missing all the school does have an impact later. For example, Charlotte Church's comprehension skills are somewhat poor:

“Everyone is too PC but I think people like me because I’m quite ballsy and say just what I think.

“No one ever says anything interesting apart from Robbie and Liam. The rest spout boring rubbish and are nicey-nicey about everyone.”

Obviously, our toes curl as soon as anyone uses the "politically correct" phrase, which is empty and meaningless. But if we take it to mean here - as it seems she thinks it should - polite, we're not quite sure why that's considered a bad thing. And when did Robbie Williams ever say anything interesting - unless, of course, you're interested purely in him, as he appears to be. By the same token, doesn't Liam's perpetual knee-jerking, lazy putdowns of any other band he can think of get every bit as dull as, say, Chris Martin calling "save the planet" from the front seat of his SUV?

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