MY NAME IS JON BON JOVI

It must be the recent not-actually-near-death experience on the runway that has led Bon Jovi to apologise to Madonna for accusing her of exploiting her kids (even though, of course, she has paraded them around at film premieres and book launches).

Madonna's publicist is generous as you might expect for someone apologising for something he was right about:

Liz Rosenberg says, "Now that's a gentleman - unlike Elton John, whose favourite pastime is trashing Madonna."

Yes, it's quite right of Liz to have a go at Elton for constantly launching context-less attacks on somebody else. That sort of thing is so unattractive, isn't it, Liz?

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