PLEASE, EVERYBODY, LOOK AT DANNII MINOGUE

As if yesterday's excitement about her deciding not to put a big pole in her flat wasn't enough to thrill you, Dannii Minogue's attempts to recast herself as some sort of ITV2 version of Christina Aguilera drones on. My, she went to see a female stripper at a strip club and the stripper took her clothes off and dannii saw her bottom:

Dannii - who herself loves to strip down to sexy outfits - knocked back champers and vodka with two girl pals and watched a succession of saucy routines.

"strip down to sexy outfits" - wouldn't that just be taking your outdoor coat off?

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