SARAH BEENY NEVER BEHAVES LIKE THIS

That's it - wake us up in 2007. Having had a bit of harmless, gormless fun pretending to be Robson and Jerome in the Christmas Stars in Their Eyes, useless TV decorators Colin and Justin are only-half-jokingly floating the idea that they might fancy a crack at the pop business.

Somebody should lock them in a room with Handy Andy's If I Had A Hammer single on a constant loop until they... actually, no, let's just lock them in the room.

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