Tuesday, March 28, 2006

DOES KID ROCK THINK HE'S PETE DOHERTY OR SOMETHING?

We're wondering how old Kid Rock will get before he drops the "Kid" - after all, even David 'Kid' Jensen realised eventually that pretending to be a Kid when the only business a man of your age would have at a Youth Club would be of the funny variety. Anyway, "Kid" Rock has taken to petty theft and violence, say LA Police:

"The incident unfolded on March 22, 2006, at about 2 a.m., when Los Angeles police officers saw a large crowd of people standing in front of the hotel located at Hollywood Boulevard and Orange Drive. According to investigators, the two bodyguards walked up to a 26-year-old paparazzi and hit him while he was attempting to take a picture of Mr. Ritchie." (Rock's real name is Robert James Ritchie.) "Afterwards, one of the bodyguards grabs and throws the victim's camera to the ground. Mr. Ritchie picked up the camera, put it inside of his vehicle and drove away with both bodyguards."

Rock hasn't made an album since 2003 and hasn't really done anything much else since.


2 comments:

Debbie said...

Hi! As for petty theift, I'm sure Kid was only trying to make a point when he put the camera in his car. As far as his body guards go, they were only doing their jobs. No one wants their privacy violated. No one wants pictures taken of them against their will. I don't. Do you? Of course not. People need to respect each others right to privacy. Just because you are famous, does not mean you are not still human. I love and respect the man. He is one of the most talented people on the planet. By the way. He has just released a new album "LIVE TRUCKER", AND IS WORKING ON A NEW ALBUM TO BE RELEASE IN FALL 2006. The man is hard at work and play. If you can't love him, leave him alone.

Love Debbie

simon h b said...

Good lord, "he was only trying to make a point" - what point would that be, exactly?

I do love you satricial suggestion that Kid Rock "is one of the most talented people on the planet." Sentiments I agree with, although not before I delete the words "most" and "talented".

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