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DOES KID ROCK THINK HE'S PETE DOHERTY OR SOMETHING?
We're wondering how old Kid Rock will get before he drops the "Kid" - after all, even David 'Kid' Jensen realised eventually that pretending to be a Kid when the only business a man of your age would have at a Youth Club would be of the funny variety. Anyway, "Kid" Rock has taken to petty theft and violence, say LA Police:
"The incident unfolded on March 22, 2006, at about 2 a.m., when Los Angeles police officers saw a large crowd of people standing in front of the hotel located at Hollywood Boulevard and Orange Drive. According to investigators, the two bodyguards walked up to a 26-year-old paparazzi and hit him while he was attempting to take a picture of Mr. Ritchie." (Rock's real name is Robert James Ritchie.) "Afterwards, one of the bodyguards grabs and throws the victim's camera to the ground. Mr. Ritchie picked up the camera, put it inside of his vehicle and drove away with both bodyguards."
Rock hasn't made an album since 2003 and hasn't really done anything much else since.
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Good lord, "he was only trying to make a point" - what point would that be, exactly?
I do love you satricial suggestion that Kid Rock "is one of the most talented people on the planet." Sentiments I agree with, although not before I delete the words "most" and "talented".
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