Wednesday, March 08, 2006

HePod, surely?

Following on from Tony Blair's revelation that the music on his iPod is put there by his daughter (how can he be sure it's properly licensed? Or is he happy that God will judge him on that one, too?) comes the news that staff at Vatican Radio (slogan: "coming up, another thought for the day... and another... and another...") have given the rock-hating Pontiff his very own iPod Nano:

“The Holy Father likes to unwind listening to it and is of the opinion that this sort of technology is the future.”

Really? If it's the future, shouldn't he be condemning it and arranging a papal bull banning them? What sort of pope is he, anyway?


Eyetie said...

A very traditional pope so he's probably got a virgin-white one with the 23rd Psalm etched on the back (can you etch Nanos or is that only the full-size ones?).

Maybe he listens to Christian kraut-rock all day...?

Michelle said...

ugh... I imagine he's one of those assholes who actually carries around his ipod in his hand instead of stuffing it into his sacred vestments like the size is intended for.

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