MARY J BILGE

Some children, we understand, create an alterego to take the rap for them when they're naughty. We didn't ourselves - actually, we invented a lovely little boy who garnered all the praise for when we actually tidied up and ate all our dinner; last we heard he's working somewhere in Washington but he won't return our calls any more as our lifestyle choices reflect badly on him and "could cost him face time with the President."

Anyway, Mary J Blige is still five, it seems as she's created an alterego to be nasty:

"I had to separate the two because Mary is nice and intelligent. Brook is crazy and ignorant and she don't care."

Mary said: "Y'all gotta see Brook. She's got a big old afro and earrings. She's showing off everything - not everything - but a little abs and arms."

(Not letting it all hang out - see, she's following Victoria's style pointers.)

This is a little bit thin, isn't it?
"Mary, on your record you call me a go-with-the-flo worthless ho..."
"No, no, that was Brook..."
"You said I was a sucker-up who puckered up and sucked deep down to move myself up..."
"Brook said that... I never... ow... did you just hit me?"
"Nah, that must have been Brook. What a bitch..."

And so on...

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