NOT MIKE OLDFIELD'S PORTSMOUTH, THEN?

In a bid to try and keep in whatever league it is they're in now, Portsmouth are being made to sing Living On A Prayer in the dressing room before they go on the pitch.

Not all the way through, though, surely? "Johnny used to work on the docks/ union's out on strike" is hardly going to put people in the right frame of mind for a footie match, is it? I'd be too worried how he's going to feed his family to concentrate on throw-ins and corner kicks.

Still, you hope that someone is in talks to get them to release this as a single, don't you?

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