WHEN THE POOLS PANEL SAY 'BO SELECTA'

Craig David has a bit of a dream: he wants to buy Southampton.

Not the whole town, just the football team:

"I could be the Roman Abramovich of Southampton."

Yes, you could Craig. If you actually owned the team. And were Russian. And had any money at all, you could be.

A closer parallel would probably be with former owner of the neighbouring club, Bournemouth. In a very real sense, Craig, you could be the Jim Davidson of the 21st century.

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