BRITNEY: I'M NOT BAD, JUST RURAL

It's been a few weeks since the whole Britney-driving-with-kid-on-lap incident, and now Mrs Federline has decided it's time to put to rest the suggestions that she's a rubbish driver who put her son's life at risk by driving like an absolute moron.

So she went on Today. (The US TV one, not the James Naughtie one.)

And her explanation?

She grew up in Louisiana, and that's what people in the backwoods do.

We're country."

She's had a couple of months, and the best she can come up with is "well, you wouldn't even have noticed if I'd been driving a tractor."

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