WE'RE GOING TO WIN THE CUP-AH

His stewardship of the England team has now got so wobbly, Mark E Smith thinks Sven Goran Eriksson could use his advice on how to win the World Cup.

Mark E Smith. Mark E Smith. What's his advice going to be? "Turn up half an hour late, pissed, demand some more whisky, have a stand up fistfight with someone from the backline and piss off home", presumably.

Actually, that could work a little more effectively than Sven's usual plans, come to think of it.

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