Is this real life, or a Channel Five reality show?

The clash, we suggest, of the century. The last century, admittedly, but a century nevertheless: Liam Gallagher and Gazza having a fight in the Groucho club.

All you need is to cut Jamie Theakston in, and you've got a programme - you could call it fighting backwards.

God alone knows what it was all about; security finally became involved when Gallagher let a foamy mess of fire extinguisher off over Paul Gascoigne's face.

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