Saturday, September 16, 2006

Rod wants to go like Nicholas Van Whatisface

Rod Stewart doesn't want to be buried in some hole in the ground, thrown in like you might put a box of stolen cash awaiting Knuckles McGee's release from Wandsworth. That's not unusual, of course, as he's still alive. But he doesn't want to be buried when he's dead, either:

"Actually I don’t like the idea of being buried underground. I want to be above ground like Elvis at his house.

"I’d like a nice little mausoleum here in the garden. I’ll have to write to my MP about that."


Elvis has been buried above ground; it's also what Nicholas Van Hoogstraten sort-of wants, although his mausoleum is actually in the basement of his house. We don't know if that would count as underground for Rod's purposes.


2 comments:

Paul said...

Yay, Carter reference!

Anonymous said...

Really, the appalling old scrote ought to get stuffed, preferably displayed alongside Ron Wood.

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