Robbie Williams is not a registered financial advisor

Problems we'd not mind having: Gary Barlow has so much money he's taken to asking Robbie Williams what he should do with it:

"I spent a million buying antiques and art work which I didn't even want. Some of them I bought from (Sir) Elton John. Our house in Cheshire was full of clutter - every one of our rooms was crammed with stuff.

'We moved to London and decided to downsize and sell it all off. When I met up with Robbie I asked what he spends his money on. There isn't anything I really need any more so I just buy gadgets."

Some people living on the streets released a statement, welcoming the news that Gary has more cash than he knows what to do with and hoping that he continues to piss it away on robot dogs and jetshoes. "There's no ideas we can come up with to help him, unfortunately."

Barlow didn't reveal what Williams told him he spent his cash on, but we'd imagine "a pointless and ultimately futile attempt to try and buy some happiness to fill the aching and pointless void that is my gurning, fame-whoring life" is currently on hold for him down his local Argos.

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