Apparently, Glastonbury gets special treatment

Chris Martin has pledged that Coldplay won't play Glastonbury this year - he joked that they wouldn't be able to take so much as a harmonica there for fifteen years. The reason?

"I think Glastonbury is bored of us."

We're all bloody bored of you, Martin - why should the Glastonbury crowd be able to get away from you just by paying £150?