Britney tries rehab

According to universal scuttlebucket clearing house TMZ, Britney has gone back into rehab. Again.

Perhaps her problem is an addiction to check-in desks or giving her name to nurses. She certainly seems to enjoy the check-in process more than the actual staying in bit.

The site claims Kevin Federline has warned Britney he'll be going to badger a judge in emergency session this morning to reclaim custody of the children if she doesn't sort it out.

What with Britney being in and out of rehab and shaving her hair, and so on, of course, Federline seems all of a sudden like the steady, secure, one of the estranged couple. Really, though, if Bill Cosby wanted to throw his hat into the ring, we're not sure there's a court in the land which would hesitate to sign the Spears children over to him like a shot.